Hello Bloggy!
I’ve missed you so much! I’ve been so busy what with this crazy 2020 we’re all having, the three kids at my feet, and the release of my new series, Mermaids and Merliens!
All in Fictionism
I Mean
I’m not sure what you mean?
That was what he said.
The Stain
The stain started as a stain. I know that now.
GHOST WALLS
If you haven’t yet done so, I encourage you to sign up for my monthly newsletter. In it, I often send links to free book giveaways and tend to also discuss updates on my writing, even more so than I do here on this bloggy. This month, and probably forevermore, if you sign up through BookFunnel, you will receive a brand new, spooky Lost Identity tale entitled:
GHOST WALLS.
The Sway
The man holding the red basket is two numbers ahead of me. Attractive though he is, I have more pressing matters to attend to. Namely, the dinner party I’ve been putting off all week.
Labor Day For Whales
— Captain! There’s something terribly wrong with Madame Marmalade! She’s moaning and crooning a seasick wailing tune that can only be described as “unfortunate for one’s ears.”
— Really, Thompson? That’s the only way it can be described?
This Just In
I’m not blogging this week. Why? Because I’m on a bloggy break. This one doesn’t count. There’s nothing to see here. Just a placeholder for the week of July eh, what’s today’s date? 24th? I don’t think it’s the 24th yet.
Happy 4th Of America!
If my calculations are correct, it’s just about 7:30 p.m. EST on this current year’s 4th of America. That means it’s still light outside because, you know, farmers require their ever-lovin’ sunshine to sow their night crops of barley, hay, and thyme. Or something. I forget how most things, including Daylight Savings Time and a well-balanced mentality, work.
A Thousand Words A Day
This is what a thousand words looks like. This is how it feels to be inside a thousand words. Welcome.
Throne Of Thrones — Full Series Review
Back in 1990, no one could have predicted that a little show debuting on HIBBO would, nearly 30 years hence, rise to become the world’s most intensely watched, anticipated, and scrutinized television program of all recorded time.
I Am Marcus Fox — Chapter One
Today, I am thrilled to share the opening pages of I Am Marcus Fox. The full novel is available at Amazon.com. Thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy the read!
That’s What Friends Are For
Oh here she comes. Why is she by herself? She’s never by herself. Should I talk to her? Would she want me to talk to her? Of course not. Why would she? Don’t be stupid, Stupid!
Retrospect
Hi.
Hundreds, nay thousands of blog posts later…
That’s a wrap, people! Thank you one and all for coming. It’s been a hard fought few decades to pull this thing together. But I think the final product speaks for itself.